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a well planned life

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by steelmagoo, Sep 3, 2004.

  1. steelmagoo

    steelmagoo Enjigneer

    Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

    One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school.
    Did you manage to live a well-planned life?"

    "Yes," said her friend,
    "My first marriage was to a millionaire;
    my second marriage was to an actor;
    my third marriage was to a preacher;
    and now I'm married to an undertaker."

    Her friend asked,
    "What do those marriages have to do with
    a well-planned life?"

    She answered:

    "One for the money,
    two for the show,
    three to get ready,
    and four to go!"