So, we go perch fishing and have a live well in the back of the boat. We get back to the dock and throw the fish into a cooler and fill it with ice cubes. We get home, take the fish out of the back of the SUV and it's time to filet them. Most of the time they're still alive and my wife is talking to them saying something like, "stop it, it will be over in a few minutes." So, I look at the wife and said, "you know what's going to happen when you go to heaven?" She says, "what?" I said you'll be walking through the door and a large sheep head (fresh water drum) will be greeting you at the gate. As you walk in, you'll see a large cooler with ice and a big slab of wood and as you're lying in that large cooler, still alive, covered with ice some big perch will pull you out and as you're alive will decide that its time to filet the human." And I said to her, just remember, he'll say, "stop it, it will be over in a few minutes." And that's why I don't clean fish!