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A little Buck humor

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by DaleM, Jan 2, 2008.

  1. DaleM

    DaleM Original OGF Staff Member

    Funny Buck Humor

    An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field
    browsing on acorns.

    8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting
    along.'

    4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of
    me!'

    Button buck says, 'My two are alright, better than nothing I guess.'

    Then all of a sudden a GIANT 25 point non-typical buck walks out into
    the field.

    The three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in
    awe.

    The big buck made a huge scrape and peed in it, rubbed a phone pole
    and snapped it off at the ground! The three bucks looked on in amazement.

    8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does... Who really
    needs 10 anyways?'

    4 pointer says, 'You know.. come to think of it, I could only really
    use one or two of mine!'

    The button buck was silent, the other two bucks look over to him in
    confusion.

    Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the field!

    He rips and tears up some grass... pees all over the place, snorts &
    weezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a lickin branch clean
    off!

    Then he runs back over to his two buddies.

    His friends immediately jump him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'

    'I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!'
     

  2. ..lol. good stuff there....Unless the deer is Bi..lol..
     
  3. thats a good one