35th Wedding Anniversary - story of my life...

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by BlueBoat98, Jan 17, 2008.

  1. BlueBoat98

    BlueBoat98 Where's Waldo?

    A married couple in their late 50s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

    Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

    "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

    Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.

    The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

    The husband' thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

    The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

    So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!
    the husband became 87 years old.

    The moral of this story:
    Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.