3 women in the sauna

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by stcroixjoe, Nov 19, 2008.

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    Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

    Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. 'that Was My Pager,' She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.

    A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

    The Older Woman Felt Very Low -tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.

    The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.

    The Older Woman Finally Said.........well, Will You Look At That....i'm Getting A Fax!!