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3 strikes, your out !!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by shake n bake, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. Three Strikes You're Out

    A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
    Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

    Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

    His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once." ;)