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3 Old Ladies At The Ball Game!

Discussion in 'OGF Comedy Corner' started by Phil Carver, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. Phil Carver

    Phil Carver Team Bass Xtreme

    This is a detective story so pay close attention!!

    Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniels into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely, while mixing Jack Daniels with their soft drinks. Finally one passes out. They soon realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.
    SO...NOW THE HARD QUESTIONS: Based on the given information, answer the following three questions:
    1. What inning is it?
    2. How many outs are there? and
    3. How many players are on base?
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    >You're gonna love it!
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    >It's the bottom of the fifth, one out, and the bags are loaded!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Quit your day job.... :D :D :D ;)
     

  3. catking

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  4. johnboy111711

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