When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.
You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
Yet another great (and true) joke from fishingjokes.net! It's not that I'm trying to promote that site or anything' I literally just found it and grabbed some jokes from there since I'm not very good at coming up with my own. Ha ha ha!
Man I got a LOL reading this post. Thought I add my idea to it. with women you try get a dream boat and after you marry it turns out to be a night mare. and leads you to and early grave.
To fishing your main cocern here is if your dream boat in made out aluniun or fiber glass. and when you done with it can still get back most your money you put in it. But the dreamboat that turn out be a night mare all the money you put in that one was a total lost. and may cost you more in alimony if you dump it. LOL
When it comes to fishing "I want results not excuses"