Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

[ARISENPH0ENIX]

When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you caught.

You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

Yet another great (and true) joke from fishingjokes.net! It's not that I'm trying to promote that site or anything' I literally just found it and grabbed some jokes from there since I'm not very good at coming up with my own. Ha ha ha!

[G3BassGetter]

... When I go fishing by myself I don't have to worry about going blind or bad acne.

[Bowhunter57]

You can't be too drunk to fish, but you can be too drunk to have sex.

[ARISENPH0ENIX]

With fishing you can always get a bigger and better pole to use but with love making you're kinda stuck with what you've had from the start!

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[ARISENPH0ENIX]

With fishing you can go anytime you want, you never hear the fish say that they have a headache and just don't feel like it.....

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[jonnythfisherteen2]

Originally Posted by ARISENPH0ENIX

With fishing you can go anytime you want, you never hear the fish say that they have a headache and just don't feel like it.....

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Actually, i think fish do something like that. Except they go like " you know what, its just too hot/cold, i dont feel like biting.

[BassAddict83]

When fishing, you're always going for the biggest, fattest, meanest one you can find! ...And your buddies will congratulate you when you show them pics.

[Eriesteamer]

Man I got a LOL reading this post. Thought I add my idea to it. with women you try get a dream boat and after you marry it turns out to be a night mare. and leads you to and early grave.
To fishing your main cocern here is if your dream boat in made out aluniun or fiber glass. and when you done with it can still get back most your money you put in it. But the dreamboat that turn out be a night mare all the money you put in that one was a total lost. and may cost you more in alimony if you dump it. LOL

[BassAddict83]

You can ask your wife's best friend to join the two of you one night without anybody getting upset or awkward.

[Mad-Eye Moody]

It's expected rather than frightening when your catch smells like fish.

[Mr. A]

Only one of them are you praying for a bite!

A

I don't always fish for Bass, but when I do, I prefer big'uns. Fish hard my friends....

[woodworker2001]

Fishing is a lot like sex though. Because when it's good it's real good and when it's not it's still pretty good


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[HookUpFishOn]

There has to be a joke here about landing a big one!