DaleM
05-09-2004, 08:19 PM
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy on Ohio: You may be from Ohio (pronounced
> > ah-hi-uh)
> > > if:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
> > > You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and
> > > construction.
> > > You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
> > > You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
> > > "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
> > > You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
> > they
> > > open their mouths.
> > > You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,
>Tuscarawas,
> > > Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
> > > "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer
> > > hunting in the fall.
> > > You measure distance in minutes.
> > > Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
> > > Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
> > > You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
> > > You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
> > > You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
>"Where's
> > my
> > > coat at?"
> > > You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> > > unlocked.
> > > You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
> > > salad with marshmallows.
> > > You carry jumper cables in your car.
> > > You know what 'pop' is.
> > > You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
> > > Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
>snow.
> > > You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
> > > The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page
> > but
> > > requires 6 pages for sports.
> > > If you actually get these jokes -- then forward 'em to your OHIO
>friends.
> > >
> > > __________________________________________________ _______________
> > ah-hi-uh)
> > > if:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
> > > You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and
> > > construction.
> > > You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
> > > You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
> > > "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means south."
> > > You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
> > they
> > > open their mouths.
> > > You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,
>Tuscarawas,
> > > Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
> > > "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer
> > > hunting in the fall.
> > > You measure distance in minutes.
> > > Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
> > > Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
> > > You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
> > > You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
> > > You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:
>"Where's
> > my
> > > coat at?"
> > > You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> > > unlocked.
> > > You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O
> > > salad with marshmallows.
> > > You carry jumper cables in your car.
> > > You know what 'pop' is.
> > > You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
> > > Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
>snow.
> > > You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
> > > The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page
> > but
> > > requires 6 pages for sports.
> > > If you actually get these jokes -- then forward 'em to your OHIO
>friends.
> > >
> > > __________________________________________________ _______________