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11-19-2009, 07:07 PM
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martha stewart vs rachel ray
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertain..._cooking_.html
A movie is beginning to unfold...A Food Network Prison Movie - Cooks In Stir!
Paula Deen as a tough lifer, Martha as the leader of the toughest gang of cons, with Sandra Lee, Padma Lakshmi, and Giada DeLauentis as inmates. Rachael Ray plays the unfairly convicted new fish in this tawdry tank. Anthony Bourdain would be the corrupt prison guard...can't decide on who'd play the warden. Bobby Flay? The ghost of Julia Child? Emeril?
Get me a bottle of bourbon and a typewriter!
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11-19-2009, 07:22 PM
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Crackin me up!!
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11-19-2009, 07:30 PM
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OGF Team - Charter Member
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HAHAHA!!! That's great!!
Paul Prudhomme for warden!
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Last edited by sporty; 11-19-2009 at 07:55 PM.
Reason: Don Prudhomme??
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11-19-2009, 09:26 PM
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Rachel will be on the plate....Or maybe a BUFFet
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11-19-2009, 11:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FSHNERIE
Rachel will be on the plate....Or maybe a BUFFet
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I'll take Giada
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11-20-2009, 07:07 AM
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Those really aren't the girls I want to see in a prison movie...I grew up in the Pam Grier era so bring on Pamela Anderson, Halle Berry and some other young things....
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11-20-2009, 09:13 AM
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is this movie going too be rated R OR XXX
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11-20-2009, 09:30 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sam kegg
is this movie going too be rated R OR XXX
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probably more like prime or choice 
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11-20-2009, 02:55 PM
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Hetfield Charters
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Rachel Ray=woof.
I'll take Sandra Lee any day.
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11-20-2009, 03:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hetfieldinn
Rachel Ray=woof.
I'll take Sandra Lee any day.
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Sandra's ok but she's kinda anal, I think. Ever notice how she changes the kitchen curtains to coordinate with her outfit? LOL. Padma is HOT...just google her for more images and you'll see what I mean 
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11-20-2009, 04:43 PM
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Who the heck looks at curtains?
DC
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11-20-2009, 05:39 PM
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Hetfield Charters
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dixie Chicken
Who the heck looks at curtains?
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Werd. I don't care if she hangs sheets over the windows. She's hot.
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11-20-2009, 06:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hetfieldinn
Werd. I don't care if she hangs sheets over the windows. She's hot.
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I'm not saying I'd kick her outta my kitchen...but she does have some miles on her compared to Padma. Of course at my age....maybe i ought be looking at Julia Child...oh wait..she's dead LOL
hmmm..just noticed, no curtains...maybe no carpet either?
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11-20-2009, 09:23 PM
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The Original Hot Rod
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Shame Shame Shame...What's next the Wendy's girl...!
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11-20-2009, 10:10 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hook N Book
Shame Shame Shame...What's next the Wendy's girl...! |
Ask and ye shall get
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If at first you don't succeed......
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11-20-2009, 11:03 PM
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You've got the wrong appendage...She's gay
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